Tony Almeida will be returning in season 7!
I knew he wasn't dead. No one as sweet as the Almeida-nator could die at the hands of the washed up RoboCop actor turned terrorist.
Check it out here!
Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts
Monday, September 24, 2007
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
The Frill of the Fight
After a weighty post on Hell, one needs to check out this video.
Of all the worthless news that gets air time on CNN, MSNBC & Fox News, how does something like this miss the cut?!?!
Of all the worthless news that gets air time on CNN, MSNBC & Fox News, how does something like this miss the cut?!?!
Friday, August 17, 2007
Selling Used Cars Has NEVER Been This Awesome
You must click on this. It's gonna send you right to the Danger Zone!
Friday, June 1, 2007
The Worst Wife
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Monday, April 16, 2007
Expository Combustion
John Piper, known for describing preaching as expository exultation, has developed a new homiletic technique called expository combustion. Check it out at the DesiringGod weblog.
Friday, April 13, 2007
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Wow.
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,” --A congressional candidate in Texas.
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
"It isn't pollution that’s harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, former Vice President
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --former Vice President, Dan Quayle
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, former VP
"Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas." --Keppel Elderberry
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
"The word "genius" isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,” --A congressional candidate in Texas.
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
"It isn't pollution that’s harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, former Vice President
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --former Vice President, Dan Quayle
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, former VP
"Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas." --Keppel Elderberry
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
"The word "genius" isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Shift Happens
Shift Happens - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!
I've got to say this was a very interesting video to watch. Its just a bunch of facts and estimates, but it will really start to make you think. Definetly worth checking out.
Also, it has a sweet soundtrack to it.
Friday, March 9, 2007
Jack vs. Chuck
It's quite clear that both Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris are forces that can't be stopped. That is, however, unless the awesome forces of fate somehow caused the two to meet in some sort of battle for ultimate supremacy. Of course, such a battle would have to be the result of diabolical forces manipulating the truth in an effort to rid the world of both Jack and Chuck.
In order for said battle to take place, the aforementioned diabolical forces would have to manipulate a situation in which both Jack and Chuck are under the impression they are working with pure intentions, when in fact they have been manipulated to destroy each other.
With much thought and careful consideration, the guys at Jack VS Chuck have painstakingly assembled the following scenario for how such an epic battle would unfold...
Click here for the rest of the story.
At this site you will also find a head-to-head overview, WWJBD? & WWCND? problem solving techniques, and a daily Jack/Chuck photograph for your viewing pleasure.
*WWJBD? = What Would Jack Bauer Do?
*WWCND? = What Would Chuck Norris Do?
In order for said battle to take place, the aforementioned diabolical forces would have to manipulate a situation in which both Jack and Chuck are under the impression they are working with pure intentions, when in fact they have been manipulated to destroy each other.
With much thought and careful consideration, the guys at Jack VS Chuck have painstakingly assembled the following scenario for how such an epic battle would unfold...
Click here for the rest of the story.
At this site you will also find a head-to-head overview, WWJBD? & WWCND? problem solving techniques, and a daily Jack/Chuck photograph for your viewing pleasure.
*WWJBD? = What Would Jack Bauer Do?
*WWCND? = What Would Chuck Norris Do?
Thursday, March 1, 2007
Sweet Honda Commercial (UK)
Honda Civic Choir TV ad (UK) on Vimeo
Why are there not more sweet commercials like this in the United States?
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Thursday, February 8, 2007
Kitten Cannon: Highest Score
To the best of my knowledge, this is the greatest and best score ever recorded on Kitten Cannon. NOTE: Do not play this game if you: like kittens, are afraid of trampolines, take issues with using explosives, have ever had a bad experience with a missle or a balloon, have ever stepped or fallen on something sharp, or have ever been eaten by a venice flytrap.
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
EN Commercial: Robert Goulet
The idea that low blood sugar makes Robert Goulet wreck your stuff is awesome, go EN!
Monday, February 5, 2007
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