Sunday, December 24, 2006

Webster Says "NO!" Part II

This is the second installation of words that may or may not make it into the next edition of Webster's New World College Dictionary.

DRI - /Directly Responsible Individual/

eater's coma - a condition characterized by sluggishness, sleepiness, and often a lack of motivation to do anything but rest/relax or sleep; a condition whose onset occurs shortly after a meal, usually dinner

glibido - all talk and no action

treeware - printed computer software or hardware documentation

yuppie food stamps - the ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out at ATMs everywhere, as when trying to split the bill after a meal; We each owe $8, but all anybody's got are yuppie food stamps!

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